American Polymath 4 - October 2009
Interviews
Will Leitch
Clayton Trutor
In the third edition of our monthly interview series, American Polymath editor Clayton Trutor chats with polymath Will
Leitch. Straight outta Mattoon, Illinois, Leitch is the founding editor of Deadspin, the web’s premier sports blog. He
is the author of three books: God Save the Fan (2008), an iconoclastic collection of sports essays; Life as a Loser
(2005), a memoir inspired by his internet column of the same name; and Catch (2005), a novel. Currently, Leitch serves
as a contributing editor at New York magazine. His enthusiasms include University of Illinois basketball, the St. Louis
baseball and Arizona football Cardinals, the history of film, and Guns n Roses.
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Start Again: An American Volunteer in an Afghan Orphanage
Ian Pounds
The following are two excerpts from the journal of an American, Ian Pounds, who this year volunteered to teach
children in an Afghan orphanage. He resided in the orphanage for five months, through the mounting tension surrounding
the Presidential election, in a section of the city off limits to any westerner working in the city.
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Culture
Selling the Apocalypse: The Rise of Premillennialism from Fringe Belief to Growth Industry
Mark Powell
Over a decade ago, Ron Beers, the publisher of Tyndale House Publishers, a then mid-sized Christian press located in
Carol Stream, Illinois, received a proposal for a novel titled Left Behind: A Novel of the Earth’s Last Days. The novel
was to be coauthored by Dr. Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, two writers well known in the Christian book community. But for
Beers—thinking (rightly) perhaps he had found a modern incarnation of Hal Lindsay’s apocalyptic The Late Great Planet
Earth—the title was reason enough to snap up the proposal. His prescience was astounding. In 1995, Left Behind was
released and promptly sky-rocketed to the top of the New York Times’ best-seller list. In 2005, the twelfth, and
purportedly last (though prequels are in the works), of the Left Behind series was released. That Glorious Appearing
pre-sold its entire 1.9 million print-run three weeks before release seemed somehow fitting: over ten years at least 70
million books had been sold; Tyndale had become a major publishing house, with sales of its flagship series rivaled only
by the Harry Potter series; and Bible prophecy had (again) become mainstream suburban entertainment.
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Your Favorites
What’s Your Favorite Geographical Setting for American Fiction?
American Polymath’s panel of experts spent the first part of autumn 2009 dusting off their favorite paperbacks and
figuring out where in the hell all the stories they like took place.
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Ideas
The Age of Awkwardness (or The Case for Guilt)
Clayton Trutor
I remember it well. The moment when people stopped being polite and started getting real, back in the summer of 1992
on MTV’s first iteration of The Real World. I remember watching Kevin, the New York cast’s stock erudite angry black
male, go toe-to-toe with Julie, Season One’s wide-eyed Southern jailbait. They were all up in one another’s grill,
talking candidly about race in America outside of their pre-Giuliani Manhattan brownstone. I remember thinking that this
was some deep and profound adult stuff they were talking about, but I was only eleven at the time. A few years later, an
MTV retrospective on the early seasons of the Real World commemorated this confrontation, using it as an example of what
was so great about the show. Kevin and Julie had dropped their guards, quit it with the manners and niceties, and said
what they really thought about one another, how they each symbolized something dangerous to the other person. It was an
important moment in television history, said Kurt Loder or Tabitha Soren or Alison Stewart or Dan Cortese. If more
Americans were honest about their feelings, like Kevin and Julie, America would be a better place to live.
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Fiction
Room Service
Mike Schindel
Usually, Joel had to work the graveyard shift. He liked working nights because there were never too many calls to the
kitchen and no one really hassled room service until six, when people wanted breakfast before their flights. Some
nights, he could go into the pantry and take a bottle of wine. The chef only checked the stockroom when he took inventory
at the end of the month. Joel would sit on old milk crates, reading Hemingway and sipping wine until his shift was up at
seven. This Wednesday night, Joel was finishing The Sun Also Rises when he got his first call. Whenever there was a room
service call, it never went directly to the kitchen. First it went to the front desk, who transferred it to the “At Your
Service” representatives, who then took the order and relayed it to the people in the basement kitchen.
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Politics
The Scandinavian Candidate
Andrew Beck
In 1959, Richard Condon delivered The Manchurian Candidate to an American public receptive to, and frightened of, the
possibility that foreign powers were seeking to usurp their political power. This “Once Unbelievable, Now Unthinkable”
tale, as a poster for the 1962 movie adaptation calls it, was unbelievable rather more for its psychology than its
politics. Indeed, what else would communist China and the Soviets be doing other than undermining our sacred political
institutions? This is what everyone believed and thought. What was unthinkable was that anyone might be the
dreaded “sleeper agent” - a law abiding American one moment, a government overthrowing “pinko” the next.
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Politics
The Inclusive Nobel
Jocelyn Rousey
In July 2008, Senator Barack Obama spoke in Berlin about the necessity of tearing down ideological walls and fostering
trust and cooperation in the international community. His message of unity, respect, and multilateralism, though simple,
resonated in the crowded streets of a city whose recent history, after all, was marked by the rise and fall of a very real
and physical wall. In a telling moment, the gathered crowds began to chant the American presidential candidate’s campaign
slogan and the cries of “Yes we can!” echoed in the Berlin evening.
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Culture
Brendan Harris
Johnny Trutor
Editor’s Note: This essay was submitted last Friday evening, shortly after the Minnesota Twins’ heartbreaking extra-innings defeat by the New York Yankees in Game Two of their American League Divisional Series matchup. The defeat left the Twins down 2-0 in a best of five series.
Tonight, Brendan Harris gave the Minnesota fans, and fans of baseball across this country the game of his life, and
nobody has said a damn thing about it. Harris is a journeyman role-player with stints in Chicago, Montréal, Washington,
Cincinnati and Tampa Bay, who before he got to the Twins had struggled to find a role in an era of blind-eyed drug
testing, and revenue-greedy managers. Harris had been given up on by everyone that had ever signed him, and he finally
clicked with the "small ball" style of Gardenhire's Twins. Harris is not the fastest, strongest, or most dexterous guy
on the field, especially when compared with the fantasy league team opposite him tonight.
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Hate Mail
American Polymath has received a fair amount of feedback over the past few months. Mostly far too kind. Some of it
has been less than kind and far more amusing. Enjoy.
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Culture
Les Nessman Deserves a Statue
Clayton Trutor
I once saw a group of Badgers dry humping Mary Tyler Moore in broad daylight in Downtown Minneapolis. It was a
football Saturday in the Twin Cities and some visiting Wisconsin fans were taking liberties, and pictures, with the
life-sized, though frighteningly petite statue of the WJM-TV anchor on Nicolet Mall. While Mary tried throwing her hat
into the wind, half of Madison tried unmentionable things on the unmarried thirty-something. It looked something like
the group hug on the last episode of the series.
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